Commander
Join Date: Jul 2013
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# 101
09-03-2013, 07:18 AM
Doom doom doom upon all of you who read this thread.

You will all experience immenient power failures on all your ships, even down to your still held tier one ships and shuttles. You will then loose life support on your ships and slowly see the crew go down one by one, until it is only you and your bridge officers left. You will then see each of their pictures fade out, until only your favorite bridge officer is left and you will then see their pictures replaced by skeletons. Then you will see your screen flicker in and out, until the static becomes complete and takes over your screen.

You will then see Kahn's face (the older one) appear on your screen and go through his monologue of awesome bad-a** villianyiness.

The screen will then fade back to normal, with everything restored.

But then, you're favorite Bridge officer will begin talking to you in a prompt, and as it goes further and further, you will see them slowly decompose, all skin, blood, muscle and such falling down, until only the bones are left... and then the final screen will have them fully restored and smiling sweetly at you and saying sorry Captain.

Then you will see a cutscene where you are on your bridge, and all your bridge officers are saluting you off and then unholy screams come over the comms from all over the ship and your bridge officers enter the command code for the self destruct and strap you down to your captain's chair and start chanting in an ancient dead language and then an image of yourself appears, and very dramatically, tells you you have failed the entire Galaxy as you finally see the Borg, Undine and a massive Iconian fleet loom over your planet on the viewing screen. You then see a cutscene outside where your ship begins to blow up from the engineering hull and spread across your ship, all in slow motion. Then, you switch to first person in your chair and watch as your ship blows up, the Undine, Borg and Iconian fleet destroy your home world.

Doom, doom, doom upon all retched souls who read upon this thread...







If you took this seriously... grow up. That, or we could have a competiton for a Halloween event and use this thread for that.

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Rihannsu
Join Date: Jun 2012
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# 102
09-03-2013, 07:18 AM
Do not look at it, for it is the face of mortal terror itself!
All those that behold it are DOOOMED!!!!
HAIL HYDRA!

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Captain
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 2,162
# 103
09-03-2013, 07:55 AM
It won't be full on DOOM till Dan Stahl comes and says he is taking the last of the server hamsters and heading home!! Then you will know DOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!! You never know since taco took his - Mr stahl could be forcing Taco to run in a large wheel to keep the servers going!!
Lieutenant
Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 62
# 104
09-03-2013, 08:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by yaisuke15 View Post
Doom doom doom upon all of you who read this thread.

You will all experience immenient power failures on all your ships, even down to your still held tier one ships and shuttles. You will then loose life support on your ships and slowly see the crew go down one by one, until it is only you and your bridge officers left. You will then see each of their pictures fade out, until only your favorite bridge officer is left and you will then see their pictures replaced by skeletons. Then you will see your screen flicker in and out, until the static becomes complete and takes over your screen.

You will then see Kahn's face (the older one) appear on your screen and go through his monologue of awesome bad-a** villianyiness.

The screen will then fade back to normal, with everything restored.

But then, you're favorite Bridge officer will begin talking to you in a prompt, and as it goes further and further, you will see them slowly decompose, all skin, blood, muscle and such falling down, until only the bones are left... and then the final screen will have them fully restored and smiling sweetly at you and saying sorry Captain.

Then you will see a cutscene where you are on your bridge, and all your bridge officers are saluting you off and then unholy screams come over the comms from all over the ship and your bridge officers enter the command code for the self destruct and strap you down to your captain's chair and start chanting in an ancient dead language and then an image of yourself appears, and very dramatically, tells you you have failed the entire Galaxy as you finally see the Borg, Undine and a massive Iconian fleet loom over your planet on the viewing screen. You then see a cutscene outside where your ship begins to blow up from the engineering hull and spread across your ship, all in slow motion. Then, you switch to first person in your chair and watch as your ship blows up, the Undine, Borg and Iconian fleet destroy your home world.

Doom, doom, doom upon all retched souls who read upon this thread...

ooaaakkay,moving on,i guess thats too much internet for one day
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Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 908
# 105
09-03-2013, 08:36 AM
Career Officer
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 2,975
# 106
09-03-2013, 09:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by meimeitoo View Post
No offence, but why is this childish thread still open?!
Because it's probably the most Non-Argumentative posting fun we've had in ages.




It's Important to note that the Idea of Imminent DOOM, being Imparted by the Inhabitants of this Intriguing collection of Idioms...,
Is, In my opinion, Increasingly an Indication that these same Inhabitants may, In all likelihood...,
... be Intellectually Impotent.


The Idiosyncrasy of these thoughts could be an Indicator that It's probably not In the best Intrest of It's Inhabitants, to Invalidate their Interesting Ideas of Intrigue, by Interrupting their train of thought while Inducing the termination of this thread.

...... DaveyNY ...STO Forum Member since February - 2009
..............Star Trek Fan since Thursday Sept. 8th, 1966
There are No Longer any STO Veterans... We're Just People who have Played the Game for the last 4.5 years.
I Really Do Miss the little TOP Button at the bottom of the threads.

Last edited by daveyny; 09-03-2013 at 09:39 AM.
Captain
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 1,383
# 107
09-03-2013, 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by daveyny View Post
Because it's probably the most Non-Argumentative posting fun we've had in ages.




It's Important to note that the Idea of Imminent DOOM, being Imparted by the Inhabitants of this Intriguing collection of Idioms...,
Is, In my opinion, Increasingly an Indication that these same Inhabitants may, In all likelihood...,
... be Intellectually Impotent.


The Idiosyncrasy of these thoughts could be an Indicator that It's probably not In the best Intrest of It's Inhabitants, to Invalidate their Interesting Ideas of Intrigue, by Interrupting their train of thought while Inducing the termination of this thread.

Hear Hear
Live long and Prosper
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 120
# 108
09-03-2013, 11:53 AM
Dont go into the light.....................

the game is **** **** ****.

time to look for something else.
Captain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 1,054
# 109
09-03-2013, 12:07 PM
Right everyone i think it's time we stop this thread before THE DOOM KILLS US ALL!!!!!!! AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! devs and 1000 day veterans first!!
Captain
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 796
# 110
09-03-2013, 12:14 PM
Black! Black! Lies lies are like pies! Lost in the forest of clams! Oh woe and endless dispair, locked in the cellar and fed on pins, pins, PINS!!!

Black! Blaaack!


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