Captain
Join Date: Nov 2012
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# 501
10-05-2013, 07:36 AM
And now... a short story from MasterDOOM Theatre...

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"Captain! There's a Borg implant in the ship's primary computer core; it's trying to take over the ship!"

"Reconfigure the individual consoles, that should fix the situation."

"What about the implant, Sir?"

"Forget about the implant, Ensign, the problem has to be with the consoles."

The Ensign shook her head, muttering to herself, "We're all doomed..."

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Thank you, this has been a presentation of MasterDOOM Theatre.
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# 502
10-05-2013, 10:08 AM
Over 500 posts of DOOOOOOM!!!!!


Captain
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# 503
10-05-2013, 01:35 PM
Which is worse, do you think;
Impending DOOM or eventual DOOM?

I had thought about getting an LTS to STO sometime over the next few months, but then I did some information gathering because of the "Crashing at 75% on the Cryptic load screen" problem and discovered the fact that my computer is appearantly old enough that the Intel GMA chipset for graphics isn't even considered worth mentioning by employees at an electronics store when asked about the differences in graphics cards...

If I buy a new computer, that means more memory and a better graphics card to play the game on (hopefully breaking free of the 75% problem, too). But it would mean putting any plans for an LTS or anything on the back burner because I'd have to buy the new computer... (Not to mention transfer my files to said new computer...)

Impending (don't buy it) DOOM or Eventual (buy it) DOOM?
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Captain
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# 504
10-06-2013, 06:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by turbomagnus View Post
And now... a short story from MasterDOOM Theatre...

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"Captain! There's a Borg implant in the ship's primary computer core; it's trying to take over the ship!"

"Reconfigure the individual consoles, that should fix the situation."

"What about the implant, Sir?"

"Forget about the implant, Ensign, the problem has to be with the consoles."

The Ensign shook her head, muttering to herself, "We're all doomed..."

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Thank you, this has been a presentation of MasterDOOM Theatre.
Implant, hm? Silicone or saline solution? African or European?
Captain
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# 505
10-06-2013, 07:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by philipclayberg View Post
Implant, hm? Silicone or saline solution? African or European?
Afro... desu.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lt. Comm. Pion
What should I wish upon the endless universe;
To be able to smile and forgive everything;
That's right, if we light up the dream in our hearts without averting our eyes;
We should be able to walk whatever tomorrow comes...

I am V. Adm. Kha Yuung, and I approve of this message.
Captain
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# 506
10-06-2013, 09:53 AM
Ha! It is Doom! You can't get me with that - for I too am a fan of Monty Python! In fact... get up out of that hole!
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# 507
10-06-2013, 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by turbomagnus View Post
Ha! It is Doom! You can't get me with that - for I too am a fan of Monty Python! In fact... get up out of that hole!
Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg, and bacon.
egg, sausage, and bacon
Egg, and doom
Egg, bacon, and doom
Egg, bacon, sausage, and doom
Doom, bacon, sausage, and doom
Doom, egg, spam, spam, bacon, and doom
Doom, sausage, doom, doom, doom, bacon, doom, tomato, and doom
Doom, doom, doom, egg, and doom
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, baked beans, doom, doom, doom and doom.

(Choir: Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom! Lovely Doom! Lovely Doom!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and doom.

Wife:
Have you got anything without doom?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and doom
That's not got much doom in it

Wife:
I don't want any doom!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, doom and sausage?

Wife:
That's got doom in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much doom in it as doom, eggs, sausage and doom has it?

(Choir: Doom! Doom! Doom!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, doom and sausage without the doom then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like doom!

(Choir: Lovely doom! Wonderful doom!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely doom! Wonderful doom!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, doom and sausage without the doom.

Wife:
I don't like doom!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your doom. I love it,
I'm having doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, baked beans, doom, doom, doom and doom!

(Choir: Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom! Lovely Doom! Lovely Doom!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her doom instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom and doom?

Choir (intervening):
Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom!
Lovely doom! Wonderful doom!
Doom doo-o-o-o-o-om doom doo-o-o-o-o-om doom.
Lovely Doom! Lovely Doom! Lovely Doom! Lovely Doom!
Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom!
Captain
Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 1,218
# 508
10-06-2013, 11:54 AM
This just in; London DOOMED to obscurity as the Federation Ministry of Silly Walks relocates its headquarters to Risa. Ministry official quoted as saying "Well, old chap, what with all the dancing and wotnot, we figured it would be quite a lark, h'actually."
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Captain
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# 509
10-06-2013, 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by turbomagnus View Post
This just in; London DOOMED to obscurity as the Federation Ministry of Silly Walks relocates its headquarters to Risa. Ministry official quoted as saying "Well, old chap, what with all the dancing and wotnot, we figured it would be quite a lark, h'actually."
I heard the Ministry moved to go into hiding, apparently they owed serious money to the Crimson Permanent Assurance. Well...if I found one of my work colleagues dead with a ceiling fan blade through the chest and used teabags taped to their eyes I'd go underground too.
Captain
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# 510
10-06-2013, 12:10 PM
Hm. And here I was thinking their reason for going into hiding was related to the threats from the CFAACC relating to burying cats before they went on vacations.

Nasty lot, that Caitain/Ferasan Association Against Cruelty to Cats...

Still, better than the 'you-know-who'...
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