A customer enters a doom shop.
Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a doom.
(The owner does not respond.)
C: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
C: I'm sorry, I have a doom. I wish to make a doom!
O: We're doomin' for doom.
C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this doom what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Doom...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's doomed, that's what's wrong with it!
O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's dooming.
C: Look, matey, I know a doomed doom when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
O: No no he's not doomed, he's, he's doomin'! Remarkable doom, the Norwegian Doom, idn'it, ay? Beautiful doomage!
C: The doomage don't enter into it. It's stone doomed.
O: Nononono, no, no! 'E's dooming!
C: All right then, if he's doomin', I'll doom him up!
(shouting at the doom)
'Ello, Mister Doomy Doom! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...(owner hits the doom)
O: There, he doomed!
C: No, he didn't, that was you dooming the doom!
O: I never!!
C: Yes, you did!
O: I never, never did anything...
C: (yelling and hitting the doom repeatedly) 'ELLO DOOMY!!!!! Dooming! Dooming! Dooming! This is your nine o'clock doom call!
(Takes doom out of the doom and dooms its doom on the doom. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the doom.)
C: Now that's what I call a doomed doom.
O: No, no.....No, 'e's doomed!
O: Yeah! You doomed him, just as he was doomin' up! Norwegian Dooms doom easily, major.
C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That doom is definitely doomed, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of doom was due to it bein' doomed and doomed out following a prolonged doom.
O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably dooming for the dooms.
C: DOOMIN' for the DOOMS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his doom the moment I got 'im home?
O: The Norwegian Doom prefers doomin' on it's doom! Remarkable doom, id'nit, squire? Lovely doomage!
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that doom when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been dooming on its doom in the first place was that it had been DOOMED there.
O: Well, o'course it was doomed there! If I hadn't doomed that doom down, it would have doomed up to those dooms, bent 'em apart with its doom, and DOOM! Feeweeweewee!
C: "DOOM"?!? Mate, this doom wouldn't "doom" if you put four million dooms through it! 'E's bleedin' doomed!
O: No no! 'E's dooming!
C: 'E's not doomin'! 'E's doomed on! This doom is no more! He has ceased to doom! 'E's doomed and gone to meet 'is doom!
'E's a doom! Bereft of doom, 'e dooms in peace! If you hadn't doomed 'im to the doom 'e'd be dooming up the doomies!
'Is metadoomic processes are now doomed! 'E's off the doom!
'E's doomed the doom, 'e's doomed off 'is mortal doom, run down the doom and joined the bleedin' doom invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-DOOM!!
O: Well, I'd better replace it, then.
(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)
O: Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of doom.
C: I see. I see, I get the picture.
O: I got a slug.
C: (sweet as sugar) Pray, does it doom?
O: Nnnnot really.
C: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
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so i ask where is this thread other then making fun of what ppl think is this thread talking about sto?
Thankfully it is not up to you to decide what stays and what does not in this section of the forum. If you have a complaint about this thread you many certainly take it up with Branflakes the community manager. His links are posted in several locations. But since you have posted the same thing about this thread multiple times - what do you hope to accomplish by re-posting your question?