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# 1 Foundry Easter eggs
09-27-2013, 11:02 PM
I was looking at the various premade NPCs and I find the description for Elachi Lieutenant Scanner 01:

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# 2
09-27-2013, 11:48 PM
There's actually a lot of funny costume descriptions

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# 3
09-28-2013, 02:26 AM
yeah, i spent a long time reading some of them, i think the breen who isn't really a breen inside the suit is among my faves


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# 4
09-28-2013, 12:36 PM
It's funny because they start our dry enough, but as you go through you can see whoever was originally catalog these get bored and started writing funny back stories for them.

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# 5
10-03-2013, 10:01 PM
Isn't there a Romulan female in the Foundry where they're discribed as "Someone once said she looks a lot like Empress Sela - that person hasn't been seen since"?
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# 6
10-03-2013, 10:06 PM
Been trying to document them all on STOwiki here. I still have a long way to go, but it's coming along.

Some of those descriptions are hilarious. My personal favorite it "His mother wanted to name him Peter; fortunately for him, his father won that argument" for the Fek'Ihri Chieftain.
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# 7
10-03-2013, 10:30 PM
Some of them are almost too funny for words.

But there's also some thought-provoking ones; like the Jem'hadar that's described as having freed himself from Ketracel White...
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# 8
10-04-2013, 07:45 AM
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Isn't there a Romulan female in the Foundry where they're discribed as "Someone once said she looks a lot like Empress Sela - that person hasn't been seen since"?
Yeah, and with the release of LoR that one got updated to match the new appearance of Sela.

The Jem'Hadar was probably a reference to Goran'agar
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10-04-2013, 08:15 AM
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Been trying to document them all on STOwiki here. I still have a long way to go, but it's coming along.

Some of those descriptions are hilarious. My personal favorite it "His mother wanted to name him Peter; fortunately for him, his father won that argument" for the Fek'Ihri Chieftain.
thanks for the link, havent laughed that hard in awhile
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