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# 1101 USS Spankin-U
08-29-2010, 07:45 PM
While some fleets "bump" the thread to make themselves look active.:p
We add some BUMP to the thread, which is proven by our posting vs, viewed ratio!

So.. stay tuned, kids, another installment from the Tales of the Turgid Tadpole is comin soon, to a moniter near U! Mwahahahahaha
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# 1102
08-29-2010, 08:46 PM
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While some fleets "bump" the thread to make themselves look active.:p
We add some BUMP to the thread, which is proven by our posting vs, viewed ratio!

So.. stay tuned, kids, another installment from the Tales of the Turgid Tadpole is comin soon, to a moniter near U! Mwahahahahaha
I just like to come by and keep up with "RC's illicit Tales from the Great Beyond"
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# 1103
08-30-2010, 08:33 AM
It's like a never ending story. Can I be Falcor?
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# 1104
08-30-2010, 08:58 AM
I think with all the new members we have - it is getting time to organize a few "training runs" for Infected and Cure.


I haven't looked into KA or TD to see if they were fixed yet. Have to dust off that Escort I prepped for the KA runs....
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# 1105
08-30-2010, 04:19 PM
Agreed I need to take my science officer in there.
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# 1106 WossamottaU evolving
08-30-2010, 09:26 PM
The crew was excited about the new promotions and ship this time. It wasn't anything against the WossamottaU. The Long Range Science Vessel had performed exceptionally but the missions were becoming more dangerous and taking a toll on the ship and crew. The plan was to keep the LRSV in dry dock in case the Captain opts for the upgrade in the future.

As the equipment transfers and bridge stations were getting setup, Raincrow was touring the new ship and ran into Randi Fannie, haranguing a material handler moving the tac consoles into place. RC realized he needed to reassure her. He motioned her aside.

"Fannie, maybe you didn't realize but the new Engineer officer is going to help as an option for ground team. You are the bridge officer, I see no need to change. If we ever get a Deep Space vessel then I'll need 2 engineers, one in charge, that's you. I don't need Ohelya getting back on me about it either. Lighten up, maybe later we can get together for.. TAhweet!, "Medical emergency section 8, deck 3!"

RC is the Captain of a sci ship for a reason, and he realized he may be the closest Medic so off he went, Fannie smiling after her skipper. Rc got to the quarters and remembered this is the Bajoran chief who is married to a Klingon tactical officer at Deep space 9. He assured Ohelya she'd be taken care of..

"It's coming now sir! Where's the med team?" "
"They're enroute" he remembered they all ruled out emergency in ship transport as there had been some concerns about the pregnancy. He grabbed some towels and as the nurse, who must've been on break, arrived, so did the little boy, just like that. Was almost like catching a football, he thought. And after the mother's painful yell, there was a soft slap and a plaintiff baby's cry. The nurse helped clear the sinuses and mouth and as the trauma team arrived, rc placed the baby in the smiling mother's arms.

"Oh thank you Captain, wait till I tell Ran'kort our son was delivered by an Admiral!" She cried as she rocked the baby. The med team gave thumbs up. Only strange problem was the sudden delivery.

"Well Chief seems your son helped name the new ship, too. Bridge?"
"Aye sir"
"Contact ESD and name this sexy tub, USS Spankin-U"
Laughter is heard on the bridge and all round, "Roger that."
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# 1107
08-31-2010, 01:53 AM
Training and spanking. Sounds like an awesome week ahead!

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# 1108
08-31-2010, 07:24 PM
And so sails the USS Spankin-U !!!

Speaking of spanking - a few klingons ran into a few from the Unrepentant Fleet Federation PvP team - The Red Shirts. I will give credit, the Klings did well. But the Red Shirt PvP Team did even better. MUCH better.
We smoothed out their craniums, spanked their rear-ends and sent'em back to mama.

Now....we are waiting for the first round results of our Klingon PvP team - the Red Skirts - to give us a report from the battle front !!! Can they actually seduce their way to a lusty battle win ??!??
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# 1109 Spankin-U
08-31-2010, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by distantlurker View Post
Training and spanking. Sounds like an awesome week ahead!

:thumbsup:
{ ok THAT's funny!}

"Rear Admiral Lower half? You sure you're not riding on the red skirt squadren suggestion?" Fleet Admiral Rstoney laughed.

"Saw your Iris's open at the thought" jibed rc. "Either way, love my new ship, look forward to sailin wih you and bailin someone's ass out.. Have to look at the Captain's table someday, still haven't gone, Hear I need a story?"

"I suspect THAT will not be a problem for you." The Fleet leader started to stand... then a spicey smell entered the Captain's ready room as the door opened...

"Ever had Tribble tacos, sir?"

"Hmm better not be that Tofribble crap I heard about."
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# 1110 Gooooo Team!
09-01-2010, 08:22 AM
Great bunch of guys, through their expert tutelage I've gone from being a noob to being a noob with an Escort vessel.
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