Join the U. More buttclenching than you can shake a tribble at!
There's clenching every time the security guys come back from below decks with a tribble. Seriously, what was Crewman Greene thinking he was going to do with the tribble and a bottle of Ferengi snail slime?
Last night was my first night hanging out with the "U", and I have to say I can't remember when I've had that much fun in STO. I also got power leveled from 32 to 37! My vision and my hands may never be the same again but I'm old. Who needs to see when you drive anyway?