Well it must be me then, I live in Amsterdam and I use the shortbus too.. Wabit?? Where where? there??? you sure?

You live in Amsterdam...forgot about that, it explains sooooooooooooo much :-)

O no it's contagious Hunt has sticky keys too now better activate the Sticky Key Plan...

wow made to the second page

thats better here wabbit

I have a "sneeze" guard for my keyboard.

So these 2 guy's are walking home from work when 1 say's hey been a long hot day what ya say we stop in and sux down a couple a cold ones.. As they

plunge into the cool dark interior of the bar, the first guy's gaze is drawn to a weathered Donkey Kong machine in the corner.

"Chuck" he calls to the second guy, "grab us a couple of beers, I'll be over here.". He approaches the machine, his step light at the memory of many an afternoon wasted in the cheery glow of Mario and Kong.

Digging into his front pocket, he fumbles out a shiny quarter, which skips from his fingers and rolls forward right into...

Okey!
I red about you guys. and I was amused enough, so I'm making my app.
For you to know a bit about me, I'm a 23 years old Spanish man, sadistic (and BDSM active) who is aiming to work for the UE as a programmer :3
Beer and whips, people!

"Bob, who was that guy?" Chuck asked, handing Bob one of the chilled mugs, glistening with condensed water.

"Got me, some freak from Spain, i think...", Bob replied, picking up the quarter and sloshing a bit of his beer onto the sticky floor.

Bob watched in confusion as the Spaniard, bare assed in leather chaps and vest, meandered away, accosting other unsuspecting patrons.

The Donkey Kong machine beckoned with it's siren call and Bob felt a Pavlovian surge of saliva at the machines unique serenade.

A shambling mass of hair, looking a lot like a trenchcoat garbed Cousin It from the Addams Family, cut Bob off...

...wich made Bob depressed enough to drink a whole vat of rum.. he said: Yohoho! And a bottle of Rum on a spanish gallion.