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# 1 Poor guy...
11-16-2013, 10:14 PM
So I was getting some doffs for my starbase projects when this poor fellow popped up

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# 2
11-17-2013, 04:55 AM
It would be even funnier if the last name was Pollish and not Pellish XD
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# 3
11-17-2013, 07:33 PM
Yeah, but on a middle school playground, one vowel isn't going to save him.
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# 4
11-20-2013, 02:23 PM
What I find best is that he became counselor of all things. Perhaps he has experience dealing with mental trauma?

Let's be honest, with a name like that his options were either counselor or starship captain.
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# 5
11-20-2013, 04:42 PM
I have Rats on my ship. He isn't a bad doff, but he isn't a good one. I always assign him to missinos though.
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# 6
11-20-2013, 09:30 PM
Originally Posted by hevach View Post
Yeah, but on a middle school playground, one vowel isn't going to save him.
This made me snicker so loud my coworkers all stopped talking to look at me.

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# 7
11-20-2013, 09:32 PM
On a middle school playground they might not even understand the joke.
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# 8
11-24-2013, 04:27 AM
That's nothing.
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# 9
11-24-2013, 05:21 AM
There once was a Vulcan named Penis
Who was stationed at a base on Venus
Though from the future
The gamers were too immature
And in the end they just changed his name (YOU make it rhyme I have a hangover)
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# 10
11-25-2013, 03:25 AM
Apparently, Dev generated content is able to bypass the profanity filters. As I look at this Doff's name and the infamous (or famous) Vulcan Doff's name, I have to wonder if the Dev team is maybe just a bit bored at work.

Not complaining. Some of the inside jokes in the game are very funny.
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