Do you even know what the words Epic and Fail mean? Or are you just trying to be clever? I 've had no problems aside from the occasional lag, which is to be expected in any mmo launch. This is not a failure, epic or otherwise.
I had one client client crash far from a fail, was allot better than I thought it would be, only other launch that was smoother was lotro, but lotro had allot more delevopment time.. STO was a great launch..
I'm sure everyone reading this knows that I've been openly critical and sometimes downright pessimistic about this game, but I have to admit that today's pseudo-launch has been as smooth as it could be for me, and I've been having a lot of fun. I'm almost having enough fun to buy a yearly subscription.
I've had slight lag and FPS issues here and there, but other than that.. no complaints at all.