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# 1 UFP Catering Corps
12-30-2010, 01:10 PM
Do you like cooking? Do you enjoy baking? Broiling, frying, grilling, slicing and dicing?

The UFP Catering Corps may be the fleet you've been looking for!

We're looking to provide catering services throughout the Alpha and Beta Quadrants, for all galatic dining occasions! No distance too far, no atmosphere too acidic, no party too big (or small, in the event you should stumble across a subspace compression anomaly) - we can cater for all your needs!

If you're interested in joining, send a message in-game to @divycom - or check out our website!
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# 2 =]
12-31-2010, 03:38 AM
heh lol we all have replicators now mate, get with the times
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# 3
12-31-2010, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Nastee View Post
heh lol we all have replicators now mate, get with the times
In that case, mine's a Kali-fal please.

*goes to replicator*

Hmm. Somewhat lacking in aroma. Real kali-fal should forcibly open one's sinuses well before the first sip.

*takes a sip*

It really is a good replica. The aroma's starting to grow on me. For a moment there I almost forgot that it wasn't the real thing - but only for a moment.

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# 4
01-03-2011, 05:47 AM
Replicator entree number one oh three. Curried chicken and rice with a side order of carrots. Or at least that's what they want us to believe. But you and I both know what we're really eating. Replicated protein molecules and textured carbohydrates.
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# 5
01-03-2011, 06:01 AM
Seriously?...........

WTH a guys gotta eat right?
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# 6
01-03-2011, 12:44 PM
It may look like chicken, but it still tastes like replicated protein molecules to me.

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# 7 *slurp*
01-06-2011, 01:16 PM
Did I mention we also stock fine vintage wines such as Chateau Picard? Excellent vintage!


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..........|HHHHHHHH H|
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...\______|=/========\________/
....\.....:/oO/......|\....../
.....\ .../ oOOO..Cha| \... /
......\__/| OOO..Pica|..\__/
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# 8
01-06-2011, 01:42 PM
If a nice glass of Chateau Picard is the welcoming gift, then I'm in.

Andorian Ramsay of the USS Hell's Kitchen
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# 9
01-06-2011, 01:51 PM
Excellent, meet you in the NAAFI later.

- Ferengi Craddock, U.S.S. Bexhill
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# 10
01-06-2011, 07:20 PM
The replicated 2361 Chateau Picard is of the finest vintage. Much better than the 64 I must say.
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