Lt. Commander
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The Top Reasons the Star Trek Online server is down again....

If you don't like mine...do it better...don't complain...put your contribution here...

1. The Borg virus that got the Cryptic Points Store assimilated the whole darn server.

2. Finally, the developers believed the forum complainers, that said the game would never last...they turned it off and went back to their families.

3. The could not pay the electric bill based on life subscription sales so far.

4. The developers acually really do read all the forums and have been totally entertained by our rants, so they thought it would be fun to turn up the heat and turn off the game.

5. Cryptic is a Green company and the new server is solar....and the sun went down.

6. The bug report data used up all available system memory.

7. The marketing department thought it would make us want the game more.

8. (Not mine, I saw it on the forum) The new guy at Cryptic spilled his coffee on the server.

...I am out...It is your turn....
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# 2
01-30-2010, 04:01 PM
1. good old fasioned rat poison in the tribble server
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# 3
01-30-2010, 04:02 PM
No room in the inn (server.)
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# 4
01-30-2010, 04:12 PM
2) The kingons have invaded uranus which is where the tribble breading facility is, now the server tribles have gone onstrike until starfleet send several cochrane class wessels to uranus to break the kingon blockade.
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# 5
01-30-2010, 04:41 PM
I have been away for most of the day. How long has the server been down this time? lol
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# 6
01-30-2010, 04:45 PM
4. The Feds are camping the Server Restart point.

3. Constant space loot battery drops left no batteries remaining to power the servers.

2. Hamster powering the servers leveled into a tier 4 cruiser, could no longer turn fast enough to generate sufficient power.

1. Server restart button located next to Sulu.
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# 7 Top Ten
01-30-2010, 04:48 PM
10. Techs are trying to score with some hot green chicks.
9. Power has been diverted from the server to the forum flame shields.
8. Techs are busy playing World of ********
7. Ferengis rushed the game out before it was ready.
6. Someone hit the server with a phaser set to stun.
5. What are you talking about?: This forum IS Star Trek Online.
4. They don't want to give you too much of a 'Head Start' or the others won't be able to catch up.
3. A bunch of Eve Online players who have been playing since 2003 actually converted their ISK to dollars and have bought STO to shut it down.
2. William Shatner is suing Cryptic because he believes all the player should be forced play as Captain Kirk.

the number one reason why the servers are down:

1. The servers are located in the future and tachyons are interfering with the Internet--future server communication. When we exist in the same time as the future servers, the game will work. (It is estimated to be between September when the game 're-launches' and next March when the game goes dark).
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# 8
01-30-2010, 04:49 PM
New Guy in the Server room with a cup of coffee, been saying that since CB .

They will deny it but I know the truth because my tribble told me so, and Kirk agrees.
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# 9
01-30-2010, 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ceilican View Post
New Guy in the Server room with a cup of coffee, been saying that since CB .
You sure it wasn't a cup of Earl Grey, hot?
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# 10
01-30-2010, 04:55 PM
The major reason is because they are adding the Paklid to the game and you know them they look for things to make them go but they haven't found things to make the server go yet :-*(
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