The Dev's Cheerleaders quit

They only had the servers they bought on a thirty day lease

lmao that was good :-P

They bought a returned to stock server from Wal-Mart to save an extra 5%.

10) they cheaped out and bought "yugo" servers

It's my fault. There is a conspiracy to keep me from making LT. Cmd. I only need 1 bub.....

They recently upgraded to a C 64, but against all odds it doesn't work out.

The IT guys is flipping a switch on and off just to watch the outcry on the forums.

Entire Cryptic Infrastructure Team stricken with crippling food poisoning from Del Taco...

cryptic was forced to shut down the servers, due to and injunction from the govenor of California as he feels all SciFi MMO should be based on the Terminator series.

Long Live Skynet