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# 21
01-30-2010, 05:14 PM
After extending the OB a few days the lack of sleep by the Devs results in one of them falling asleep and smashing the "reboot" button with his forehead.
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# 22
01-30-2010, 05:14 PM
Epic Fail..
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# 23
01-30-2010, 05:15 PM
Real reason is the hamsters powering the servers have got the swine flu....... Ooohhhhh Mmmmyyyyy!!!!
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# 24
01-30-2010, 05:15 PM
They outsourced their weekend server response to Haiti
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# 25
01-30-2010, 05:15 PM
O.o











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# 26
01-30-2010, 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Masion
Real reason is the hamsters powering the servers have got the swine flu....... Ooohhhhh Mmmmyyyyy!!!!
I told them not to use Chinese imitation guinea pigs.
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# 27
01-30-2010, 05:17 PM
My top 10 reasons the server goes down:

10. EEEET WUZ MEEEEEE!
9. The server doesn't actually exist. Instead it is more of an idea...and we all stopped thinking because it is the weekend.
8. The server heard that the game isn't supposed to be played until tuesday and decided to nap until then.
7. Roper decided to burn his John Tesh CDs and chose THE REALLY WRONG machine to do it on...
6. The tribble on the wheel say it was the first nice day out in like...months and decided it was time for a walk (Roll? How the hell do tribble motivate anyways?!?) outside.
5. Terrorists...bloody Maquis terroists.
4. Gomtuu ate it...YUM!
3. All the liberated Borg decided to go back to the collective and took the server with them as an appeasement gift for the queen.
2. Swamp gas...a weather balloon...large lobes...profit...
1. Lack of understanding that Trek fans are many, Trek fans are powerful and Trek fans have no conventions to go to this weekend...
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# 28
01-30-2010, 05:17 PM
They ran outta duct tape for the servers because they used it all sealing the doors and windows of headquarters in case of a chemical attack by annoyed Trekkies....
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# 29 lolz
01-30-2010, 05:17 PM
some 1 at cryptic took the hamster out of the server and now has it stuck up there ass, server is down untill they can pull it out, shampoo it back up n put it back in the machine
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# 30 Game Edition
01-30-2010, 05:17 PM
The game edition / version is:

St 0.20100123

Obviously it won't stay up until it completes itself to version 1

There is now a level 0
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