10. EEEET WUZ MEEEEEE!
9. The server doesn't actually exist. Instead it is more of an idea...and we all stopped thinking because it is the weekend.
8. The server heard that the game isn't supposed to be played until tuesday and decided to nap until then.
7. Roper decided to burn his John Tesh CDs and chose THE REALLY WRONG machine to do it on...
6. The tribble on the wheel say it was the first nice day out in like...months and decided it was time for a walk (Roll? How the hell do tribble motivate anyways?!?) outside.
5. Terrorists...bloody Maquis terroists.
4. Gomtuu ate it...YUM!
3. All the liberated Borg decided to go back to the collective and took the server with them as an appeasement gift for the queen.
2. Swamp gas...a weather balloon...large lobes...profit...
1. Lack of understanding that Trek fans are many, Trek fans are powerful and Trek fans have no conventions to go to this weekend...