1. You refer to your personal vehicle as your "Runabout"
2. You spend more than 30 minutes a day in the Ten Forward forum.
3. You have a pet named "tribble"
4. You understand more than five words in Klingon (or Klingonese)
5. Whenever you loose your keys, cell phone, or other important personal item, you refer to the items as having "Gone Sulu".
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I do that all the time! my friends think i'm crazy. xD
45. When you refer to your sister/family/friends as "Ensign." And tell them there 'Promoted' when they do something well.
46. You start saying "Captains log: Stardate unknown Today we.." after something exciting happened, or when you have to run an errand.