General statement about the game's overall stability. Outraged comment about the amount of funds needs to play. Snarky remark towards Cryptic's ability to host an MMO. Witty reply to all those saying MMO's are bad during launch times. Quick jab at the people who paid for a lifetime subscription. Sad response to my own statements and agreeing to deal with the trouble.
<Insert wall of text saying that I could do this better, but refusing to back it up>
Closing statement with threatining comments to quit game.