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# 1 Fanboi Rhapsody
01-31-2010, 05:01 PM
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a Head-Start
No escape from Cryptality
Open your eyes
Look up to the Devs and see
I'm just a Fanboi, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy led, easy towed
a little nigh, a little slow
Anyway if the game blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Cryptic, just killed a Borg
Put a phaser against his head
Pressed the button, now he's dead
Cryptic, Head-Start had just begun
But now you've gone and thrown it all away
Cryptic, ooo
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Logging on, logging on, as if nothing really matters

It's soo late, log-in has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Fingers aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and play the STO
Cryptic, ooo - (anyway the game blows)
I don't want to lie
I sometimes wish I'd never pre-ordered at all

I see a little Fanboi of a man
Tongue in toosh, tongue in toosh, can you see the man dangle?
Maintenance and crashing - very very frightening me
Cryptic oh, Cryptic oh,
Cryptic oh, Cryptic oh,
Cryptico ballsitupo - magnifico-o-o-o

I'm just a Fanboi nobody loves me
He's just a Fanboi from a Trekkie family
Spare him his gametime from this travesty
Easy come easy go - will you let me play
It's CRYPTIC! No - we will not let you play - let him play
It's CRYPTIC! We will not let you play - let him play
It's CRYPTIC! We will not let you play - let me play
Will not let you play - let me play (never)
Never let you play - let me play
Never let me play - ay ay ay
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me play
The Dev team has a massive patch aside for me
for me
for me
for me

So you think you can boot me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can boot me and leave me to cry?
Oh Cryptic - can't do this to me Cryptic
Just gotta cancel - just gotta cancel my pre-order here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, to me
Anyway the game blows...


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# 2
01-31-2010, 05:03 PM
Funny.....
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# 3
01-31-2010, 05:09 PM
LOL !!

very good! a nice change from all the whiner and fanboi posts!
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# 4
01-31-2010, 05:10 PM
Funny but people can't decide whether I am a "troll/doomsayer" or "fanboy", so I can't tell if this song relates to me or not.
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# 5
01-31-2010, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Ulfhedjinn View Post
Funny but people can't decide whether I am a "troll/doomsayer" or "fanboy", so I can't tell if this song relates to me or not.
You can be either a "trollfan" or a "doomboy" if it helps.
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# 7
01-31-2010, 05:12 PM
Love it!...

I was mentally singing along while I sit here at work.
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# 8
01-31-2010, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by raldar View Post
You can be either a "trollfan" or a "doomboy" if it helps.
I guess one of those will have to do, since "neutral, non-hysterical customer with both praise and criticisms" is such an alien concept around here.
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# 9
01-31-2010, 05:18 PM
Awesome. This level of creativity is why we need more bad game launches.Sometimes I am amazed at how much fun a bad game luanch can be.
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# 10
01-31-2010, 05:22 PM
OP has way too much time on his hands.
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