Lt. Commander
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 158
# 4041 Welcome to Federation Fleet
12-07-2013, 02:56 PM
Star Trek Online's Friendly and Finest!

Federation Fleet is an all friendly, mature, helpful Fleet that includes her sister multifaction Fleets for those who enjoy playing non-Federation.

Established before STO was released we have a Membership from all around the World including good sized groups of EUROPE, USA and ASIA members.

Excellent voice comms and Fleet chat! We are a well established fleet with members ranging from brand shiny new players to battle hardened veterans of the wars across the galaxy! ^^

Feel free to join in the fun with us!

Plenty of opportunities to make your mark in an excellent, happy and fun gaming community.

Look us up in game and Check out Our Web Site for more info and an Application:


www.FederationFleet.GuildLaunch.Com


We are also a Fleet truly on the way to building a diverse and successful Star Base as well as a fully operational Embassy. We are a Community of STO Players that pride themselves on being Friendly, Fair and Fun to be with.

So if your a player who has yet to pin your colours to a Mast (Fleetless) then step up to the plate and apply to join us:
www.Federationfleet.guildlaunch.com

All New Players through to 1000+ Day Grizzled Ol'Vet o' the Stars are very much welcome!





To Join, Visit our site...Register and fill out an application. Welcome all.
Francis A. Kirk
Captain "USS Growler"
<Click here>Federation Fleet

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Lieutenant
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 48
# 4042
12-08-2013, 08:46 PM
Originally Posted by drmox View Post
Wanted!



Star Trek Online's Friendly and Finest!

Federation Fleet is an all friendly, mature, helpful Fleet that includes her sister multifaction Fleets for those who enjoy playing non-Federation.

Established before STO was released we have a Membership from all around the World including good sized groups of EUROPE, USA and ASIA members.

Excellent voice comms and Fleet chat! We are a well established fleet with members ranging from brand shiny new players to battle hardened veterans of the wars across the galaxy! ^^

Feel free to join in the fun with us!

Plenty of opportunities to make your mark in an excellent, happy and fun gaming community.

Look us up in game and Check out Our Web Site for more info and an Application:


www.FederationFleet.GuildLaunch.Com


We are also a Fleet truly on the way to building a diverse and successful Star Base as well as a fully operational Embassy. We are a Community of STO Players that pride themselves on being Friendly, Fair and Fun to be with.

So if your a player who has yet to pin your colours to a Mast (Fleetless) then step up to the plate and apply to join us:
www.Federationfleet.guildlaunch.com

All New Players through to 1000+ Day Grizzled Ol'Vet o' the Stars are very much welcome!
Career Officer
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 45
# 4043 ;o)
12-08-2013, 09:44 PM
How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

How many Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb? That depends on how many lights you see.

How many Federation shuttles does it take to change a light bulb? None. Shuttlecraft don?t last as long as light bulbs.


How many Founders does it take to change a light bulb? As many as there needs to be.

How many Guardians of Forever does it take to change a light bulb? Since before your sun burned in space, I have awaited that question.

How many Holodeck characters does it take to change a light bulb? None. Holodeck characters are light bulbs.

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? None. Real warriors don?t need light bulbs. (or) Two. One to change the bulb and another to defend the empty socket with a bat?leth. (Everybody needs a challenge.)

How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and three security officers beam down. The three security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection. Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.

How many members of the U.S.S. Voyager crew does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. (Really.)

How many Pakleds does it take to change a light bulb? ?What's a light bulb??

How many Prophets does it take to change a light bulb? None. That is a corporeal matter.


How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to stab him in the back.


How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb? Approximately 1.0000000000.
Career Officer
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 45
# 4044
12-08-2013, 09:48 PM
Top ten signs your Klingon warrior has no honor:
10. Drinks decaf Raktagino.
9. Shouts "Where's the Beef?" before charging into battle.
8. Despite years of training and experience at the weapons controls of the flagship of the Federation, manages to get defeated by two incompetent sisters and their secondhand Bird of Prey.
7. Nerf bat'leth.
6. When they wheel out the bloodwine, he's always the designated driver.
5. Constantly getting beaten up by human females.
4. Abandons son with soft human parents, then acts all surprised when son turns out to be terrible warrior.
3. Tribble Tamagachi constantly needing to be fed.
2. Instead of traditional steel soled battle boots, prefers Nike Air Kaeliss'.
Career Officer
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 45
# 4045
12-08-2013, 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nador67 View Post
Don't fall asleep,

The Cardassians are still around.
Too True, sleeps with one eye slighty open ..
Career Officer
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 45
# 4046
12-10-2013, 08:38 PM
Snow men races on q's winter land lol
Lieutenant
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 48
# 4047
12-11-2013, 01:27 PM
woohoo snowman bargain bonanza!
Lieutenant
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 48
# 4048
12-12-2013, 09:48 AM
woohoo off to the top we go.hmm lets bring jevonite order with us to the toop too!im sure the Vulcans will love us for it lol.
Lieutenant
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 48
# 4049 Christmas Video.
12-13-2013, 08:49 AM
So I haven't been able to work the bugs outa overwolf so guna try another route.i have the video editing software so really all we need is any video to finish it an I have sound editing software for the soundtrack as well. so if anyone has any video's of fleet doin stuff please let us know. as it is ill still try to get it done b4 Christmas . I can even use screenshots to do a montage set to music so please contact me with anything u have.
Ensign
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 1
# 4050
12-20-2013, 05:13 AM
Hello Cadets/Recruits,

It has been a long Journey but this Fleet has been around for over 2 years. I myself would like to extend an invite to anyone that may be willing or interested in joining our humble fleet. The Federation Fleet is not only Federation officers. We have Klingon and Romulan officers and starbases to boot. I make this promise that this Fleet is not one to see strictly as a Rules Rules Rules Fire Phasers Thats an Order and everything fun taking away Fleet. We have RP and we love to have fun. we Enjoy eachothers company and we help our own. If you wish to join a Fleet that cares, join the Federation Fleet.

www.Federationfleet.guildlaunch.com

Thank you for your time,

Commander Lynch
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