Heh. Almost read that as "He screwed my 2 bridge officers"
What can I say, Sulu's a pimp. I called dibs on my hot Trill science officer, but Sulu got to my human and Bajoran female boffs before I could so much as say, "Please don't have sex with my bridge officers, sir." Impregnated them both, believe it or not. And now the son of a b*tch won't pay child support.
Now weird stuff happened to me with the bridge officer requisitions lady that is kinda what Sulu has been doing.
I get offered a Green-Rarity Male Klingon Engineer with some cool abilities that I could really use as part of one of those 'New Officer Wants to Join Your Team and Ride Your Coattails to Success' missions that give you green and blue rarity Bridge Officers for free. So here I am, expecting a tough Klingon I can give a big gun to and sick him on my enemies while he shoots them and does Engineer Stuff at the same time. So I collect my reward.
Or so I thought...
I get the Male Klingon Engineer, who turns out to really be a White-Rarity Female Betazoid Science Officer. With nothing I want right now.
Nothing against Betazoids, already had one on my crew. In fact, with the same skillset as the one I received. So I just calmly file a bug report.