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# 1 All hail Bacon!
03-07-2014, 08:37 PM
Everybody! There is an urgent announcement from an extraterrestrial origin!

Message is as follows:

'Human fools, we are Bacon. You do not realise that we Bacons have been plotting your downfall! However. there is an alternative! If you worship Lord Bacon, you will survive the invasion and be rewarded for your loyalty! In this, thing you Humans call a 'thread' you can say that you worship Bacon! And before you think Sovereign Lord Ba'al will defeat us, he is one of our minions! Worship Bacon, or you will die!'

Message ends!
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# 2
03-07-2014, 08:39 PM
I for one welcome our new Bacon overlords...

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# 3
03-07-2014, 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmaster29 View Post
Everybody! There is an urgent announcement from an extraterrestrial origin!

Message is as follows:

'Human fools, we are Bacon. You do not realise that we Bacons have been plotting your downfall! However. there is an alternative! If you worship Lord Bacon, you will survive the invasion and be rewarded for your loyalty! In this, thing you Humans call a 'thread' you can say that you worship Bacon! And before you think Sovereign Lord Ba'al will defeat us, he is one of our minions! Worship Bacon, or you will die!'

Message ends!
Worship Bacon? Okay, but in my own way.. *devours Bacon*.
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# 4
03-07-2014, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by maelstromvortex View Post
Worship Bacon? Okay, but in my own way.. *devours Bacon*.
*shoots Maelstrom*

Anyway, which position did you want nagrom? There is an opening for the minister of Making Sure Nobody Eats Bacon. If you get that position, I can give you half of Mars? It comes with free Terraforming that only takes 5 minutes, and you'll get your own pleasure palace, along with a platoon of elite Bacon warriors?
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# 5
03-07-2014, 08:47 PM
never eating bacon??!? what is this rubbish! CHAAAARRRGGGEEEEE!!!! take back our freedom! give us back our crispy bacon!!!!!!111!!11!!!!1!!!1
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# 6
03-07-2014, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by captainpirko View Post
never eating bacon??!? what is this rubbish! CHAAAARRRGGGEEEEE!!!! take back our freedom! give us back our crispy bacon!!!!!!111!!11!!!!1!!!1
Don't worry, I'll get my buddy the sith emperor to force drain Lord Bacon.

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# 7
03-07-2014, 09:00 PM
Lord Bacon is no match for the All American Breakfast.
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# 8
03-07-2014, 09:08 PM
Bacon can't repel firepower of that magnitude!!!!
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# 9
03-07-2014, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by grandnaguszek1 View Post
Don't worry, I'll get my buddy the sith emperor to force drain Lord Bacon.
I shall protect Lord Bacon with my life! Defend the Bacon!
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# 10
03-07-2014, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by grandnaguszek1 View Post
Don't worry, I'll get my buddy the sith emperor to force drain Lord Bacon.
*sighs* fool, the Sith are Bacons minions! They're well respected members of the Bacon Empire!
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