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- you introduce yourself to strangers as (firstname)@(lastname)...

- ...and then ask them where Sulu is

- you sit in a bar, drunk and crying over the fact that you canīt find your "Connie"

- you throw silver glitter at robbers to placate them and make your escape

- you then run away from them shouting "evasive maneuver, evasive maneuver" *

- you put your cat in your bag together with a banana split, and then wonder why it hasnīt multiplied next time you check on it

- you donīt take a break at work, you take a downtime

- you tell people that your favourite sport is Fedball

- you see someone in a hospital whoīs on life support, and you go over and ask him if heīs a lifer, because he looks like a liberated Borg (itīs all about the tubes...)

- you buy a car and ask the salesman from which Narcelles you can choose

- you see an old lady with her dog and ask her if her pet was a Del Taco promotion


* who remember the "Boots of escaping"?



Sorry guys (and girls), Iīm bored and tired
Lt. Commander
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Posts: 120
# 2
02-02-2010, 02:16 PM
If you watch a UFC match and see yellow numbers come out the fighters' heads
Lt. Commander
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# 3
02-02-2010, 10:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SP3CTREnyc
If you watch a UFC match and see yellow numbers come out the fighters' heads
hehe, I like that ^^

see, what else...

- you take a fire extinguisher to a disco

- to refer to dating as "exploring unknown systems"

- you then point a laserpointer at your dateīs body to scan for his/her "anomalies"...
Lt. Commander
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# 4
02-02-2010, 10:37 PM
When you win a fistfight, or get in a car accident, you peruse the other person/car for the yellow orb containing your loot. (Double points if it was an accident, and you take the car battery, QQing that all you got was a stupid battery.)
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